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Doing just the gothest law
Eventually, everyone needs a lawyer. You need a lawyer who won't just look past your aesthetic for a buck. We understand your culture. We understand you.
And we will fight for you.
Attorneys
Every goth lawyer has been selected for their experience with pressing topics of gothic law, their dramatic eye makeup, and their appreciation for sad music in dark-lit basements.
MOREWills and Estates
The dead have rights. We help unquiet spirits find peace by ensuring that their last wishes are honored, and we can help YOU make sure there are no loose ends when you yourself pass beyond the veil.
MOREElder Law
Goth music has been with us since the '70s, and the goths who first embraced it have been around even longer. As more goths reach retirement age, we help to safeguard their rights in their twilight years.
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